The Puppet

The puppet is a black and purple cumsock that was left abandoned in a 1973 Ford F600 U-Haul truck outside of Marty's Pizzeria in Chicago Illinois. It was discovered and pulled from the truck on October 26th 1984. It is unknown if the sock itself is sentient or not as security camera footage has shown the sock to be able to provide locomotion to itself via unknown means to move around Marty's Pizzeria. Whenever the sock is thrown away, it will return to the pizzeria in anywhere from 1 to 5 days. The sock has also been shown to have an innate ability to know if anyone is feeling "turned on" as it will approach men and woman who are feeling horny with 80% accuracy. The puppet will then supernaturally coax the target individual into masturbation or auto-fellatio. The puppet will unfortunately become hostile depending on the strength of the users orgasm. Hence earning it the nickname "The Un-proud Fap Puppet"



The means of which the puppet displays hostility varies. The most common practice is via whipping the individual's shoes and attempting to take them off, another practice is via constricting the genitalia. The puppet will vanish during the day without leaving any trace, any attempt to locate the puppet has failed.