Vladimir the Soda Stain

Location
The stain can be seen in the south-west corner of the local almart.

Life of Vladimir
Vladimir began his life as an oligarch. He went to the almart one night and spilled some soda on the carpet. Then Rhys the Pirate shoved his head into the permanent stain. Unexpectedly Vladimir became stuck in the stain. The stain is still there to this day yelling at any Ukrainians it smells.

Type of Soda
There is some controversy over the soda that the spill is made out of. Most people agree it is cherry coke however some idiots think it is Fanta. Scientific evidence (courtesy of Aperture Laboratories and Black Mesa) have concluded that on average, people that think the soda is Fanta have an IQ sitting in the 85-95 range. The correlation between low IQ and associating the soda with Fanta is still being investigated by the Black Mesa Anomalous Materials team.